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Why did the soccer goalie eat pancakes with his hands? He wanted sticky fingers.

Oh! hands. He wanted sticky fingers. I love math, but you know what seems odd to me? Numbers that aren't divisible by two. What did the Terminator say to his last sip of coffee?

Osta La Barista, baby We're listening to Weird Medicine with Dr. Steve

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I've got diphtherio ho ho yoh In the garretus I've got diphtheria

crushing my esophagus

I've got subolivide stripping from my nose

I've got the leprosy of the heartbound

exacerbating my imbettable woes

I want to take my brain now

blasted with the wave an ultrasonic ecographic and a pulsating shave I want to take my brain out, blast with the wave, an ultrasonic,

echographic and a pulsating shave, I want a magic pill for my ailments, the health equivalent

to citizen gain, and if I don't get it now in the tablet, I think I'm doomed, then I'll have to

go insane.

I want a requiem for my disease, So I'm paging Dr. Steve.

You take a careful.

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