I said brown drank. That's what I said. Let me ask you a question. Fuck you. This hotel room is so smoky that it's a suite.

It's what they call a suite. It has two kind of rooms. And when you lay down in the bed and put on your eye mask at 4.30 in the afternoon,

you look across and you see, oh Jesus, I can't see the other side of the room for the thickness of the smoke. And now the hotel manager,

this girl that we're trying to secure a lot in life.

The one you met on the elevator earlier at breakfast. Yes.

On a previous 10 minute podcast, I talked about this girl. Now we're kind of all in because they go, hey, we'll just change your life for fun because I can.

Well, her boss got involved. They go, I called the boss. And I said, hey, listen, can she just get off tomorrow night and come to this show?

I don't know. She's having a bad day and such and such. I want to meet you in person. Then he shows how it starts telling me about how he used to produce comedy shows.

And he wants to midwife the whole arrangement between me and her because she's a lady. I'm like, he's like, I want to be.

I don't want to worry liaison. I'm going, don't say Pimp because you're sounding like Pimp. Anyway, I'm, we're all in. But he, he, he, it kids.

We talked a bunch of shit about how we can help her out and the killer termites will help her out. And she can get another place to stay because her boyfriend fucked around on her and called her a cock block.

And she moved down here to be with him. Well, we talked a bunch of shit. Well, I can help you out. Well, now we have to because I was drunk. I'm still drunk. I've never not been drunk since I've been here.

Went to bed drunk woke up drunk kept drinking going back to bed drunk. Chad shanks going to get here. I'll be drunk. Yeah, yeah, it's a lot of smoke. How do we get this out of here?

I feel like we should, we change rooms. I feel like we should burn popcorn in the microwave just to make it smell better. This is what we do is we go listen. I've been in there for 24 hours.

And whoever was in there before me, the smoke still hasn't cleared. And then we get a refund on the room.

I was saying smell my clothes or if you're, if you're doubting that that place was full of smoke smell my clothes. I don't smoke. I work for the American lung cancer association.

I don't know if that's a thing that well, it could be it is now. So, so yeah, we're going to make some fucking locals put this girl up for a month.

And we don't know yet. Yeah, the manager does not have to be involved. No, I'm fucking they're right there. They're on my Twitter. They're going to put her up.

And in reciprocation, I'll do their podcast. Oh, well, after, after a month. Yeah. Yes.

She holds up a paper every day with today's date. Can't try to fuck her. She has to instigate it. If there's any fucking she has to be the initiator.

She's blinking SOS. Yeah, she does. She does. She doesn't fuck me in her eyes. No, she has stable. And I can't believe this is happening.

She moved down here to live with a 19 year old guy. I know a guy who did that. I left a job, a corporate job in Seattle.

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