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🗓️ 9 August 2018
⏱️ 26 minutes
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0:00.0 | The following is a work of audio fiction. |
0:03.0 | Any resemblance to real persons living or dead is purely coincidental. |
0:08.0 | Seriously, even if some of these people sound exactly like a person that you know, |
0:13.7 | it's not them okay? |
0:15.7 | Golden Acres is a completely fictional town |
0:19.0 | and is not at all based on Green Acres located in Scarsdale, New York where our creator grew up. |
0:25.0 | That is a total fluke. |
0:28.0 | Please do not falsely assume that any of these characters, |
0:31.0 | storylines, or descriptions is based in fact. |
0:35.0 | That's how rumors get started. Golden Radio. |
0:45.0 | Hello, my rockin friends, family, and that barista from Golden Cup coffee who clearly |
0:50.1 | overcharged me, the one and only rock and robin listen up Mayor Alice has |
0:55.4 | strongly advised a 10 p.m. curfew for all Golden Acres residents it's not |
1:00.2 | legally enforceable because of all the paperwork that goes into that sort of thing, |
1:03.4 | but if you stay out late and go missing, Golden Acres refuses to be held accountable. |
1:09.1 | It's a great strategy. |
1:10.5 | I decided not to be held accountable for my own actions years ago just like Michael Jackson who is coming up in the next 10 minutes |
1:17.3 | So don't touch that dial |
1:20.1 | Attention everyone help wanted I might quit. |
1:24.0 | Did I get it? |
1:25.0 | No, the other tooth to the left. |
1:26.0 | Ew, ew, ew, ew. It was just leftover salad me, I swear I brushed. |
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