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Someone came up to me in the street and said, are you Jimmy Car or would you just look like Jimmy Car?

I said both.

Hello, I'm Jimmy Car, and I'm announcing a new tour.

It's called Jimmy Car Loves Funny, because they'll be laughs and it'll be funny and because they'll laugh funny.

I think jokes are like magnets.

They attract some people, some people like my comedy,

but like magnets jokes attract and they repel.

Some people are repelled by my sense of humour.

If that's you, don't come and see

come and see Jimmy Car laughs funny. I'll be everywhere. Go to Jimmy Car.

for details. Joas in Pro Wrestling is like a kind of when you're

Duos in pro wrestling is like a kind of

kine de Bueno. You always get too. I could probably think of a better analogy

but there you go. When I think of great pairings I think of

Edging Christian, the Dudley boys, the Road Warriors, Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, the Hardy Boys, and on and on.

I also think of Bobby Heenen and Andre the Giant, Rally Savage, Miss Elizabeth, the Spirit Squad,

uh, that one was a joke, but you get where I'm coming from.

That being said, relationships are what we remember in the pro-resting business, but there

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