If I told you that a wrestler was going to debut on the main roster and win the WWE or

Universal title in less than a month, you'd spit in my face.

That would be very uncouth of you, but I would also kind of understand.

It sounds like gibberish, and you would be so offended the only possible reaction would

be saliva exiting your mouth and smashing me in the eye.

Does happen.

In fact, sometimes 30 days is actually quite a long time for someone to rise up the car,

proving there is no rhyme or reason to WWE's madness.

If they're like an individual or something makes sense, the rulebook goes out the window

and it's all hands on deck, or it would be if there was a ship involved.

No, I don't know either.

I'm Simon from What Culture and This is the 10 Fastest Pushes in WWE History.

Number 10, Sergeant Slaughter

However, going on what technically happened, Sergeant Slaughter initially arrived in WWE around

3,826 days before his first WWE title win.

That ain't all that speedy.

But when we look into history, we see there were plenty of gaps in between all that,

including a 4-year hiatus between 1986 and 1990 and furthermore, when he did eventually return,

it was an drastically different capacity.

Having written to Vince McMahon expressing his interest in coming back,

this time Vince would have Slaughter return with a staunch anti-American gimmick.

So, in August 1990, he walked back onto the WWE Wrestling Challenge set,

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