We still have monkeys on the loose in Mississippi.

I don't know if you heard about this, but a truck full of monkeys overturned,

recess monkeys, which these are, those are the monkeys made out of peanut butter and chocolate, I think.

Three of them are still on account for.

So if a monkey shows up at your door for trick or treat, don't assume it's a kid.

Offer it a piece of fruit.

If it takes it, it isn't human.

You know, that's actually a semi-funny joke from Jimmy Kimmel.

I'm very surprised at that.

Wow.

I guess it can happen.

I mean, it wasn't a gutbuster. I wasn't guffawing, but if a monkey shows up at your door on Halloween, you offer fruit and it rejects it, you know it's not a monkey. It's probably a kid in a monkey custom.

And it would be a good monkey custom.

It's Michael Pelka in for Chris Plant on the Chris Plant show on this Friday, this Halloween.

Friday, Looia to you.

Maybe I should say Friday, booya to you in honor of Halloween.

I don't know.

Speaking of Jimmy Kimmel, earlier this week,

and I don't watch Kimmel's show. Earlier this week, I saw that Tim Allen was scheduled to be on Kimmel's show. And I thought that that's kind of weird because Tim Allen is a very vocal conservative.

Tim Allen is a guy who I consider to be one of those rare voices in Hollywood that stands up for conservative principles.

And Jimmy Kimmel having him on the show seems like that would be a problem.

Well, that tells me that ABC is kind of realized the old Michael Jordan theory that, you know, conservatives watch television too, conservatives buy sneakers too.

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