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What are the odds of getting caught masturbating in a Lowe's shed in Louisiana?

In the store?

No.

The outdoors sheds.

Oh, unless.

Probably.

In Sledale, Louisiana, police responded to a call at Lowe's parking lot on Sunday evening

reported he found the naked man in the side display shed.

According to police, he showed up around 5 o'clock.

A witness reported a naked man inside one of the stores outdoor sheds, which is typically used to show customers various stages of options.

They've got those outside the way.

You see those out in the parking lot.

Now they're whacking sheds now.

For this guy they were, yeah.

They arrived the scene and began searching the line of sheds on display.

It was until the fourth one, it was like the three bears.

No.

No.

It was the fourth of the fifth shed.

They located the suspect lying on his back, pants around his ankles, using an open container of Vaseline and electronic device

while allegedly masturbating.

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