Senator Schumer, my colleague, eagerly, greedily, wanted to become the face of the shutdown.

In American people's opinion, Senator Schumer is a, he's a wet match in a dark cave.

He pulls right up there with clubbing baby seals.

Hi, is clubbing baby seals not whole as well as it used to?

Because I don't know if you ever had the opportunity to club baby seals, but boy,

their fur is just amazing, isn't it?

And they don't put up much of a fight.

They're kind of friendly beasts.

And they make great mittens.

Mittenes, Senator John Kennedy, of course.

Chuck Schumer, what is he, a? A wet match in a dirt cave.

That sounds pretty good.

Senator Kennedy is a lot of fun.

He's a fun guy. The government shutdown continues.

Tens of millions of Americans being denied nutritional assistance.

Nutritionally, that is say, food and food stamps and things like that.

Because Chuck Schumer wants Americans to starve to death

because they think it would be good for the Democrat Party, you know, in the polls.

And that's actually all that they care about.

Isn't that amazing?

The government shutdown running into some speed bumps, speed bumps, and I want to share

some of that with you.

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