10/23/2013 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #122
The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament
Joey Coco Diaz
4.8 • 18.8K Ratings
🗓️ 23 October 2013
⏱️ 100 minutes
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Streamed live on 10/23/2013.
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| 0:46.8 | Oh shit. Oh shit. Wednesday. October 23rd. |
| 0:54.8 | Some coffee. You got your hard on. Who's better than you? You got some reef. The dick is hard. |
| 1:01.0 | Fuck it. If you're a clit's hard. Fuck it. It's Wednesday, cock suck. I get up. Here you go. A little |
| 1:08.9 | Roxy music to fucking blow some smoke on your ass. But do it the fucking flying you in the |
| 1:20.5 | house with his red side shirt. What? You could do it out of the fuck you want for that. |
| 1:26.0 | Drop a pair on and get the fuck out there. Wave him like a flag. Fuck it. I'm here like an |
| 1:31.9 | astronaut. You see an astronaut gets there. He plants that fucking flag and then he says, |
| 1:35.9 | suck my dick Martians. I'm so fucking fucking astronaut. Oh shit. What is that cop with a |
| 1:46.8 | eye patch singing a weird beat? Maybe he got stabbed in the eyeball of you. I'm gonna stab you in |
| 1:53.8 | the fucking eyeball this week. What are you gonna do? And I'm telling you it's a fucking video from |
| 1:58.4 | the age you get on the side. What's happening people? It's a beautiful motherfucking day to be alive |
| 2:03.3 | and you're in this motherfucker. The church of what's happening now. We're back bitches. Lisa |
| 2:08.9 | yet. Look at a mad flavor. Early fucking Wednesday morning letting you know what the fuck is going on. |
| 2:17.2 | What's happening though? Everything all right. Everything's perfect. |
| 2:20.2 | Fucking beautiful day to be alive. I can't believe it. Going to fucking Nashville tomorrow. |
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