Fred Lone's A-shardware and Garden Stores brings you garage logic podcast number 470

October 5, 2020.

The high on this day occurred in 2011, one of the few modern records when it was 88 degrees

and 25 degrees as chilly as 25 degrees on this day in 1952.

And now, from the mayor's office, above the boat house on the east shore of Spoon Link,

its garage logic with rookie on production Chris Reaver's director of social media,

John Hyde in the newsroom, and occasionally Kenny from the Krabby Coffee Shop.

Here is your flashlight king, fireworks commissioner, and keeper of common sense.

Your mayor, Joe Sunchere.

As near as I can figure, there's still confusion about the president's condition.

And whether he returns to the White House today or not, I guess remains up in the air.

What's the confusion?

Well, the whole weekend has been a cluster bleep of either real information or false information.

I feel that I don't know anything about his condition.

It sounds like they threw the kitchen sink at him.

Okay, but here's what, when this was all unraveling, aren't there hippo laws?

What are we, what are we entitled to knowing?

Joe, do you care what his oxygen blood rate is?

The bottom line is, I want to know, does he know his name?

Can he sign his name? Can he read?

I'm not worried about how many times an hour is he coughing?

Well, I don't have to answer that question because I don't know how to judge the severity of his illness.

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