Okay, folks, welcome indeed to life on planet Porky, okay?

This is a brand new podcast.

I am obviously Mike Porky Parry, and I want to introduce you to my world, okay?

What is Planet Porky you might ask?

Well, stick around, folks, for the next weeks the next months hopefully the next

years and I will explain to you why I am smarter than the average bear why I can think faster than

everybody else why I see things that other people don't see and why I can help the world to be

a better place okay now you may oh, we know a bit about planet

Porky, you know, it's all about race horses with mirrors. It's all about men running and women

running maybe 100 yards in just one second in years to come. Well, it is a bit of that, of course,

because I will, you know, in due course,

explain to you why those theories will stack up and why they should have been enacted already,

like the wing mirrors on horses, so the jockey behind can see what's going on. But there will

be a load of great features within Life on Planet Porky, which will be a bi-weekly podcast coming out

every Tuesday and Thursday with our friends at Audio Boom and our friends at Spotify. And some of the

features they're going to be coming up are going to be Porky Vision. They're going to be the

Porky Book Review. They're going to be the Porky Book Review. They're going to be

the Seeker of Truth and Justice, which funny enough happens to be me. And there will be,

very shortly, an Ask Porky feature. And the way that will work, folks, is that you will be able

to send your questions into the Life on Planet Porky email accounts and the

Twitter account that we have. I will pick them up and I will be delighted to spend long,

long moments digesting them and then trying to help you all out to get through life. As I say, life on planet

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