1: Porky Party (The Book of Acts)

Apocrypals

Chris Sims

Comedy, History

4.9 • 650 Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2018

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

"Look, you scoffers, marvel and vanish away, because I am doing a work in your days, a work that you will never believe, even if someone were to explain it to you." — Acts 13:41

Chris and Benito begin their Biblical journey with the sequel to the Gospels. The Holy Ghost Awakens as Peter proves to be pretty hard-line about communism, Paul goes a little too hard in the paint, and we meet our first favorite character in the Book.

Topics of discussion: Holy Week breakdown, Theophilus and the #squad, Judas exploding, St. Christopher (a werewolf), Pentecost, Ananias and Saphira vs. Full Socialism, Simon Magus, 12 dudes with like four names between them, the Party Dude of the Book of Acts, Snake Church, the two main dudes of the Bible.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Look, you scoffers, marvel and vanish away because I am doing a work in your days, a work that you will never believe, even if someone were to explain it to you.
0:10.8	Acts 1341.
0:23.7	Hello for this. trying to break me down. The only thing that I pray is that my feet don't fail me now.
0:27.6	Hello, friends and neighbors, and welcome to Apocra Pals.
0:32.0	It's the podcast where two nonbelievers read through the Bible, but we're not, you know,
0:33.1	a-holes about it.
0:39.0	My name is Chris Sims, and with me as always is the other set of footprints, Benito Ser benito how are you today chris i'm excellent how are you this uh very good holy week uh i'm very excited
0:45.4	because this is our first episode of apocry pals and i am very much looking forward to talking
0:51.7	about the book of acts, which is pretty amazing.
0:57.0	It is pretty good.
0:59.5	I feel like we made a good choice for our first book.
1:03.1	But I did want to ask, do you know what today is the day that we're recording here during Holy Week?
1:09.0	Do you know what today's name is?
1:11.5	Let's see.
1:12.1	It's not Ash Wednesday because that already happened.
1:14.2	That's the one at the beginning of Lent.
1:15.6	Yeah.
1:16.1	And it's not Palm Sunday.
1:19.0	That was this past Sunday.
1:20.8	Yeah.
1:22.3	And it's not good Friday because it's Wednesday.
1:24.9	So no.
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