Welcome to Minion Death Cult, politics processed through a deranged internet.

The world is ending. Your uncle is responsible. We're documenting it.

The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gonorrhoi.

Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoania today. So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their

policies are actually messing it up. It's not beautiful when you go across that border.

But stay tuned guys, we'll show you guys. Let's show you exactly what you're

exactly what I look like

when you're going to go to the deserts.

Follow their radar

to stop.

This is a political and media analysis

podcast, but we are not covering the New York Times.

We are not covering Fox News. We are not covering Huffington Post. We're covering politics once real America has gotten its hands on them.

And I dislike very much most liberals.

I feel like we should put you on the island and bomb the shit out of you.

Media Matters covers Fox News.

Knowledge Fight covers Alex Jones.

We cover your aunt and uncle.

We cover the cousin you blocked because he called you and your infant son retarded.

Once, we were concerned with the rapid spread of misinformation online, the way internet

political discourse is literally threatening to annihilate civilization.

But now, we have accepted it and choose to spread the word of the minion far and wide in an effort to hasten our demise.

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