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Good Morning From Hell

#1 Mermaid on OnlyFins - #117

Good Morning From Hell

Clayton, Vice-President of Hell

Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Improv, Comedy

4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2025

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

This week Clayton and Chris try to act sofishticated in front of their new mermaid friend Marina. Marina the Mermaid played by Laura Lux! Follow her on Instagram www.instagram.com/darthlux/ This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/goodmorning to get 10% off your first month. Check out GMFH merchandise over at store.goodmorningfromhell.com! Join our Patreon to support the show at goodmorningfromhell.com! Produced and hosted by Chris Demarais & Blaine Gibson. Edited by Nicholas Newton. Art by Andrew Douglas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Good morning from hell. It's me Clayton with Chris as usual looking sad. What's up Chris?

0:11.1

Hello, I'm dead. And my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in hell and just the afterlife.

0:19.0

We interview lots of people. All sorts of people. Man,

0:21.8

oh, just wait till the guests we have on today. I don't want to brag, but I got, I'm in. I'm in

0:26.5

with the it crowd, Chris. I'm a cool guy now. Really? Yeah. You're looking at a new man, all right?

0:32.4

I've had a rough last couple of months. Uh-huh, uh-huh. And I've been a little down on my luck, but I feel like I'm a

0:37.5

senior in high school again. I'm peaking, Chris. Did you peek in high school? Is that your previous peak?

0:42.1

Oh, yeah. I can whip out the yearbook. Here, here, take a look at the yearbook, Chris.

0:45.2

See, that's me in band. See how cool I am. Ignore the braces. That's nothing. Don't worry about braces on your horns? Yeah, no, I had to have them on my horns because my horns were a little misaligned,

0:54.7

so I had to get braces to straighten them out.

0:56.7

But everybody thought that that was the coolest thing.

0:58.9

They called me metalhead.

0:59.9

Oh, yeah, yeah.

1:00.9

Yeah, as a term of endearment.

1:02.6

They were like, wow, metalhead, wow, like he listens to rock music.

1:06.2

He plays in the band.

1:07.0

I played the clarinet, but they still called me metalhead. Because it rocks. It rocks. Clarinette

1:11.5

rocks. I'll have to bust out the clarinet later. God, I haven't looked at this yearbook in

1:15.2

hundreds of years. I was running for Prom King. Uh-huh. Didn't get it. No. No, I was stuck in a

1:21.0

locker when they were actually announcing who it was. Uh, common mistake, you know, it happens. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was looking for my jacket and then I just slipped.

1:29.5

Oops, I tripped and then the door closed and I heard some noises outside, but it was, it was

1:33.5

foolish me.

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