# 1 - Call In Sick To Work Show

Bertcast

Berty Boy Productions

Arts, Comedy, Performing Arts

4.7 • 10.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2018

⏱️ 60 minutes

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It's marathon week and it's the first episode of my new "Call In Sick To Work Show" Today I talk about the LA marathon, scuba diving stories, DJ Envy, The 6ix9ine fight, and more! For all TOUR DATE & MERCH click HERE: http://www.bertbertbert.com To Follow me on.. Twitter: https://twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bertkreischer/?hl=en Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Akreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This is my life
0:05.0	It's Marathon Week, everybody!
0:07.0	Shut the fuck up, Mona!
0:10.0	God, man, our dog tried me nuts.
0:11.0	It started barking in the middle of the night last night.
0:13.0	It's Marathon Week and I still have a cough, and I don't know what we're gonna do about that.
0:17.0	I don't think I'm gonna get much sicker than I am right now.
0:20.0	I've been running.
0:22.0	I've been running.
0:23.0	I've been running.
0:24.0	I've been running.
0:25.0	I've been running.
0:26.0	I've been running.
0:27.0	I've been running.
0:28.0	I've been running.
0:29.0	I've been running.
0:30.0	I've been running.
0:31.0	Here, let's backtrack, because I think this all should start with the shaming of Tom Segura.
0:36.0	Tom Segura talked out of his ass.
0:38.0	That's what he does.
0:39.0	He doesn't think things through.
0:41.0	I could always get a marathon.
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