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The Commercial Break

1-900-HELLO-FATHER

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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EP853: Bryan discusses the time he spent his father's hard earned cash on 900 numbers! He found out! Plus, the White House is now the "Comcast White House" and a comet is coming to destroy us all. Some people are working on it...but they are not worried about you. TCB Tunes: TCB TV! Watch EP #853 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits & TCB Tunes: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green. Rights Reserved To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Adobe Acrobat Studio so brand new.

0:02.0

Show me all the things that PDFs can do. Do your work with ease and speed. PDF spaces is all you need. Do hours of research in an instant. Key insights from an AI assistant. Pick a template with a click. Now your Prezo looks super slick. Close that deal. Yeah, you won. Do that, doing that, did that done. Now you can do that, do that with acrobat. Now you can do that,

0:23.6

do that with the all new acrobat. It's time to do your best work with your all-new Adobe Acrobat Studio.

0:29.6

Sean has had some good ideas over the years, but using Canva was a really good one. Sean designed some social

0:39.8

posts to promote his friend's car boot sale. They looked good. Really, really good. Next

0:48.6

thing he knows, someone came and bought the lot, including the car. Now Sean doesn't know I was going to get home.

0:57.0

Thanks, Canva.

1:00.0

So you've loved you lost a hat some along the way.

1:06.0

Life gives you lots of lacks, but you're in your own way.

1:13.6

You take the good and the bad, but you don't ever win.

1:22.6

That's because God hates you and you are full of sin.

1:35.3

So grab your good book and Roddy the family.

1:45.2

It's time for TCBTV.

1:48.7

That's why TTCV TV.

1:53.0

We love our TCBTV.

2:00.4

We love our DCV TV

2:03.6

So you played by the rules

2:10.6

You did it all right

2:13.6

But you're still in the basement and alone all night

2:20.3

You've paid your juice

2:25.3

You've cleaned your room

2:29.3

But your mom still makes lunch

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