1/6/22: The Pope Is Talking Trash To Pet Owners & Novak Djokovic Is Being Booted From Australia

Hard Factor

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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On today’s episode, Novak Djokovic will not be winning another Australian Open because they are deporting his ass over Covid violations, Terrell Owens thinks he can still play in the NFl, South Carolina woman takes a bite out of an officers penis, Kazakhstan has a successful insurrection as homage to our own insurrection (00:22:10) Mark is not happy with the Pope and what he said about having kids and pets (00:31:40), Will takes us through some tech nerd news like the new Oculus, PS5 availability and James Webb telescope. Lion escapes in Kuwait streets, North Korea clams they invented the burrito, and Ukrainian rapper is murdered and fed to rats (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:40) - Fun Fact: Dolphins sleep with one eye open (00:07:58) - Holidays: National Bean Day, National Cuddle Up Day, National Take Down Your Christmas Tree Day, National Smith Day (00:08:45) - This Day in History: 1912 New Mexico becomes the 47th State & 1975 Wheel Of Fortune debuts (00:09:55) - #3a - Novak Djokovic is being deported from Australia for not being vaccinated and therefore cannot play in the Australian Open (00:14:35) - #3b - Terrell Owens thinks he can come back to NFL and burn people (00:17:30) #2 - 63 Year Old South Carolina woman bites officer in dick after playing possum (00:22:10) #1 - Kazakhstan pay tribute to US Insurrection by having one of their own and it is intense & an update on what is happening with our own insurrectionist from Attorney General Merrick Garland (00:31:40) - The Pope is out there shaming people who are not having more than one kid and choosing pets instead, and Mark is not having it. (00:41:40) - Will takes us through some tech nerd news, including the New Oculus release dates, PS5 & XBox Series X availability, and the James Webb telescope is about to deliver some hard to believe images TikTok International Moment (00:54:00) - Russia/Ukraine - Ukrainian rap superstar dies in one of most grizzly murders we have ever covered (00:58:20) - North Korea - North Korea once again claiming some insane bullshit and we go over some of their best claims (01:02:35) - Kuwait - Insane video of a woman dragging her pet lion home through the streets after it escaped These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: PredictIt - http://PredictIt.org/promo/HARDFACTOR40 to get up to $40 matched on your first deposit in the stock market of politics Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to hardfactorvoicemail@gmail.com, and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:04.8	And welcome to episode 851 of Hard Factor.
1:32.2	It is Thursday, January 6th, 2022.
1:36.4	Thank you for cheating on the news with us.
1:38.7	We got Mark Pat and Wes's return today.
1:43.7	Wes, I feel it.
1:45.1	It's a push and through.
1:49.9	Push and through.
1:51.9	You have COVID.
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