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$1,400 Drunken Home Security - Prank Call

Friday Night Cranks

Friday Night Cranks

Friday, Cranks, Live, Calls, Prank, Pranks, Crank, Comedy, Funny, Phone, Show, Night, Call

4.6669 Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2012

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Jared prank calls XFINITY home security saying he needs a system in to prevent his drunken self from breaking into his own house. This lady is a pretty good sport about the whole situation..

Transcript

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0:00.0

My podcast. My name is M. I'll be your Xfinity Home Sales Consultant. How may I assist you?

0:05.2

Oh, yeah. My name is Barney. I wanted to sign up with you guys. The fellow before him said I needed

0:11.7

internet and stuff, but I was just getting pricing and whatnot to see if you guys, you know,

0:16.6

if it was a good price and stuff. Okay, for the security system?

0:21.9

Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep for that,

0:23.1

because I've been having a lot of issues lately,

0:25.8

so I figured, you know,

0:27.0

the safest thing to do would be to protect my house and my property.

0:32.1

I see.

0:32.8

Okay, well, I can certainly help you out with that.

0:36.1

Now, to address your concern about pricing, just so you know, the price for the security system itself will vary from $29.95 to $49.95 per month, depending on what kind of package you got.

0:49.1

Yeah, I got, I think last time I got a pretty big one, so.

0:53.6

Okay.

0:59.8

Well, what I can do with you, if it's all right, is ask you a couple of questions to determine which security system package would most benefit you, and then I can give you the price

1:03.9

on that.

1:04.4

Okay, yeah.

1:06.2

Okay.

1:07.1

So to start off with, so I can get a good idea of what it is you may need, I know you said there had been some problems going on recently. What's been going on?

1:15.2

Well, really recently I've been having, you know, I've been going out a lot, which is new for me because I'm usually very, very antisocial, but I'm moved.

1:24.4

And I met these really cool people and they're always, you know, having parties and such.

1:28.0

So, you know, I've been, you know, coming home at, you know, we, we o'clock in the morning,

1:32.8

and, you know, then there have been other times when I don't even come home at all.

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