1/20: Inauguration Preview, Was UK Sex Teacher “Too Short” To Get Nailed By Student, Taco Bell Fires a Porn Star

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2021

⏱️ 48 minutes

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On today's episode... - Well the boys are in pretty good mood today because Hard Factor host Hard Factor Will and his wife had a beautiful baby girl and everyone is doing great. - We start the show with a Biden inauguration day preview. Things kick off around 11am today and go on all night and there are a lot of celebrities and a lot of flags. - In Egypt a female chef was arrested for making cupcakes and other sweets with very accurate penises made of icing on top of them. They were deemed ‘indecent and immoral shapes.’ The chef claims she was instructed to make the cakes by a group of women that were just trying to have fun and that they must have all momentarily forgotten they were in Egypt. - A female teacher in the UK is in big time trouble for having sex with her at the time 15 year old male student. The descriptions of the rendezvous were very descriptive leaving a huge opening for the teacher’s defense lawyer to say impossible that this six foot tall boy could have sex with my five foot tall client while stadning from behind on a fence. - Taco Bell decided to become super judgemental in 2021 and fired an employee who moonlights as a two time AVN nominated porn star after a drive thru customer complained that the drive thru chick makes me do things to myself that make me go to confession. - A family almost burnt alive in their home because they claim they could not smell the roaring fire in their house due to being COVID positive. Luckily their daughter is not positive and had her sense of smell and sense to get everyone out of the house. - Finally researchers from the University of Bristol and Mass Amhearst undertook the gigantic task of recreating what the dicks and vaginas of Dinosaurs looked like and they now think they were multi tooled and colorful These stories and more…. Brought to you by Stamps.com. Stamps.com brings the services of the U.S. Postal Service and UPS right to your computer, wherever you are. Use promo code HARDFACTOR, to get a special offer that includes a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts. Listen/Subscribe to Hard Factor: Apple Podcasts Spotify Google Podcasts Follow Hard Factor: Twitter - @HardFactorNews / @BarstoolNewsN Instagram - @HardFactorNews / @BarstoolNewsNet Youtube - HardFactorNews Voice Mail - 512-270-1480 Hard Factor Mark: Twitter - @HardFactorMark IG - @HardFactorMark Hard Factor Pat: Twitter - @HardFactorPat IG- @Pclassidy Hard Factor Wes: Twitter - @HardFactorWes IG- @HardFactorWes Hard Factor Will: Twitter - @HardFactorWill IG- @HardFactorWill Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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