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A 29-year-old man is recovering after suffering significant but non-life-threatening injuries to his chest and left arm following a bear attack in Yellowstone National Park.

And then after the bear attacked him, an alligator took the bear out.

This is like...

The warm waters of the lake that's being heated up by Yellowstone Super Volcano. Oh, yeah. And it ties all... What are the odds, man, for that dude? Ties all that. Can't win the lottery, but a bear eats him and an alligator eats the bear. Did he die? Non-life-threatening.

Oh. So I'm going to guess no. No, he's going to tell that story. Now you can't hang out with that guy anymore. Why always wear your shirt off? Sit down a second. Well, that's a guy Tyler Walsh would want to talk to. Because that's a closer that I've been to a bear. You never actually got scratched. You got licked.

Well, your wife got licked, right?

Well, the bear touched.

Terry. closer than I've been to a bear. You never actually got scratched. You got licked.

Your wife got licked, right?

Well, the bear touched her hand, but there was a layer of...

You might have licked her face.

There was a layer of tent between the bear paw and Christy's hand.

That's so terrifying? I don't know if that's... You told this story yesterday. That's close enough to direct con. Did she ever go camping again after that? No. That would be my final night camping. Yep. Kind of was. I think it was, at least on that trip, and I don't know if there have been any subsequent camping trips I don't

think there had I think she said one bear licks my head I'm out right so she was fine with you

pissing the tent all the time but one bear like and then you're done bear you know because I'm

me pissing the tent yeah is a not life threat it could be marriageisance. They know each other's bodies at that point. It's all gross at that point, you know. Are bears drawn to piss if it smells like Gatorator? Great question. If I was like pissed, they might be, you know? Yeah. That's a good question. Yeah, I wonder for it to turn it because we like on rs we have some like

some spray it's like deer

piss in a bottle yeah

that you could spray on plants to try to get like

deer and rabbits to not eat your plans

but then your yard just smells like

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