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Landlake's resident Danny Wright said she and her four-month-old Shih Tzu.

Dax were walking along a stagnant creek behind her house

when a five-foot alligator struck.

I turned and looked.

The alligator had dachs in his mouth.

The alligator's front teeth were through the collar of a dog.

And I used to, Chloe was a four-month-old Shih Tzu at one point, and they were, they're little dogs.

The alligator started dragging Dax into the water.

What do you do then, guys?

The roll?

No, no, what do you do if this happens to you and your little doggy?

Oh, I think that was what the game.

Born the loss of the dog? Nope, this lady reached down, started punching the alligator in a face. Nice. And the thing about that was, the alligator's mouth is closed. The color of the alligator? What? You fight back or you lay down. Oh, yeah. No, that's bears. Oh, yeah.

You kiss your ass goodbye.

I don't think they make black, brown, and polar alligators.

I punched him in the eye enough where he kind of let go.

He unclamped a little.

And I pulled off, but his teeth dragged down my arm.

Wow. Ow. Wow.

Ow.

Right.

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