This is the Tad and Thai Radio Empire.

All right, I have to pile on the list of homecoming dates, prom dates, and I recall in high school, I dated one girl for several weeks.

She asked me to one of those Sadie Hawkins things.

But we went out on other dates as well.

This doesn't count speech team handies and just...

Oh, well, my speech team girlfriend.

Her name was Jane.

Jane?

Jan without a knee.

Handy Jan.

We would meet up on the road.

You know, at various speech competition.

Of course you did.

We would get together there.

And then my homecoming dates were Connie and Brenda.

My prom dates were Levan and Sherry.

And, of course, both prom dates were from out of town.

My homecoming dates were actually from my high school.

And then the lady who asked me to the Sadie Hawkins dance, and we went out on a couple

of other dates after that.

And I would have loved to have been her boyfriend.

Her name was Terrell.

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