#091: Jumping The Camaro

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

History, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 602 Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2024

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Dive into the depths of absurdity with this episode of Shallow End! First up, we unpack the side-splitting world of National Park reviews. From complaints about "too many trees" to baffling queries about where to plug in hairdryers, join us as we navigate the wild and wacky feedback left by entitled visitors to our nation's natural wonders. You'll laugh, scratch your head, and might reconsider humanity's grasp on common sense. But the adventure doesn't stop there! We also delve into the daring escapades of a fugitive whose evasive maneuvers could make even the clumsiest criminal mastermind cringe. His harebrained schemes are a cautionary tale of what not to do when on the lam. Strap in for laughter and disbelief as we uncover the hilarity and folly in the mundane and the criminal underworld. Tune in now to join the fun! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact [email protected] http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:01.0	It began long ago.
1:03.3	Two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and Little League practice.
1:09.3	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their
1:13.4	love for stories where things would go horribly wrong. Pour yourself a strong beverage and
1:20.8	buckle up. You're in the shallow end with Schnebly and Toff. So if it feels like we just did this, it's because a shitty morning led to a little
1:34.0	meltdown on one of our parts.
1:36.3	I'm not going to say who.
1:38.2	And, uh, okay, it was me.
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