Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America, and all y'all ships at sea. Let's go to press.

Today, instead of coming from the bunker, come from the beautiful gorgeous spring day here in Brooklyn New York is apparently it's the only nice day we're gonna have

tomorrow's gonna rain again so want to get out here while the sun was still out

enjoy some of this beautiful nature.

Look at all this stuff happening around.

Trees and billowing bushes and such.

There's a dang cheetah in the White House.

There's a goddamn Cheetah over the White House.

There's a worldwide pandemic.

Economic collapse on a... In a way that, like, the post-Kaensian economy economy world economy has never had to deal with

Kimmer Jong-un might be dead

and there's a goddamn Cheetah

in the White House

how the hell are you supposed to make sense of it

how do you make sense of it

Ed Tom? It's goddamn

beyond everything it's goddamn beyond everything.

It's goddamn out of everything, Ed Tom.

It isn't the one thing.

It's a dismal tide.

Not the one thing.

Not the one thing.

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