09/25/2013 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #115
The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament
Joey Coco Diaz
4.8 • 18.8K Ratings
🗓️ 26 September 2013
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Ari Shaffir calls in.
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Streamed live on 09/25/2013.
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| 0:23.0 | Now go to DollarShaveClub.com slash church, that's DollarShaveClub.com slash church. |
| 0:28.7 | Or just go to joydys.net and click on the DollarShaveClub.com banner. |
| 0:40.0 | It's Wednesday, September 25th. |
| 0:45.2 | Fucking D-Day in your fucking world. |
| 0:48.2 | You better focus in and drop some bombs on some motherfuckers today. |
| 0:52.1 | All of them. It's a beautiful day to be alive. Get up, wash your pussy. |
| 0:56.8 | Oh shit. Oh shit. It's the real motherfucking deal coming at you. |
| 1:03.9 | Couple jumping jacks, some alpha brands, some cereal, some Captain Crunch. |
| 1:08.9 | Are you fucking kidding me or what? We'll throw those down with Captain Crunch in the morning. |
| 1:17.4 | If you ain't fucking hitting the fucking reef and listening to Jimmy Hendrix, shoot yourself bitch. |
| 1:22.4 | Listen to this bad black motherfucker. Oh! |
| 1:27.8 | Oh! |
| 1:34.9 | With the edge of my fucking hand, I'm fucking out. |
| 1:39.2 | Are you kidding me? |
| 1:47.8 | What's the story? You got me all fired up with this bad black motherfucker. |
| 1:52.8 | I was into the music. I forgot what I was recording. |
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