09/23/2013 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #114
The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament
Joey Coco Diaz
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🗓️ 24 September 2013
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Comedian Josh Wolf callls in to the podcast.
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Streamed live on 09/23/2013.
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| 0:39.0 | Oh shit. It's Monday, Motherfucker morning, the 23rd of September, and the best part about it is |
| 0:47.1 | you are there, Motherfucker. You made it. You woke up. Give thanks to the man upstairs. What |
| 0:54.6 | the fuck it is? Some black chick with an afro that maces wake up in the morning. It's a beautiful |
| 1:00.0 | fucking day to be alive. We're here. Lisa, after Cuban, the flying Jew. Oh shit. Kick a leak. |
| 1:11.6 | It's Monday, Motherfuckers. Get up. Wash your dick. Wash your pussy. It's got to stink like a |
| 1:17.4 | fucking duck. Wash that helmet and never know what's going to happen today. |
| 1:25.0 | Beautiful fucking day. What's the story? So what do you mean what's the story? What the fuck is |
| 1:31.0 | the story? How fucked up were you Friday? Oh my God. Well, I made a mistake. You made a mistake. |
| 1:38.8 | I yes. I made a mistake. I'm not even going to blame you anymore. I should know that if we |
| 1:44.8 | have a thing, I never taken that up before the show. I should always take it during because |
| 1:49.3 | you're always going to offer it to me on stage and I can't say no on stage. So when we got there, |
| 1:54.0 | you gave me a gummy. It was a tip of two gummy, right? Green on it. They're in Denver and some |
| 1:59.3 | stores in LA. You know, I love gummies because like the one I'm a pussy with the taste. I just can't |
| 2:04.4 | do it. But the gummies are great. So I was feeling it 10 minutes in with the gummies. Like, okay, |
| 2:09.9 | this is right to you. I saw it. It went right to me. That's the first time I ate it. I was like, |
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