And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches. Good day to you and yours.

All right, on yesterday's award-winning show for our question of the day, we asked, quote,

what happened when you had to relieve yourself?

And naturally, there were all kinds of stories about pooping and peeing and improvised ways of wiping one's ass.

And we were completely prepared for that because, well, we asked the question.

But you know who did not ask the question?

One, Jamie Sheaf, owner and president of Simone Structures in British Columbia, Canada.

Now see, Simone Structures, they sell rent and service towers and mobile cranes internationally.

Unfortunately, Jamie's business line is very close to KISW's caller line.

And so, Jamie received many a strange phone call yesterday. Now the thing is I spoke to Jamie this

morning, believe it or not. And he let me know that yesterday was not the first time he's gotten weird

phone calls from people answering our question of the day. Everything from weird body parts

to why you were naked in public to things that you stepped in.

So sorry, Jamie.

That's our fault.

Now that said, Jamie is not the first, nor will he be the last person to receive unsolicited

weirdness over the phone.

If you own a phone, and we know you do, you've received or made a strange phone call.

Maybe it's a wrong number, maybe somebody's trying to scam me, who the hell knows?

Or maybe you have the misfortune of having to call a stranger to explain the situation that would be important to them.

And that's what today's question is all about.

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