Welcome to Handle on the Law, marginal legal advice, where I tell you you have absolutely no case.

So I want to put a case. It's actually not even a case.

It's just a, let's call the police story. And usually I don't do that because people call police departments and they call the cops like constantly to the point where there are calls to 911 where people are asking for cornbread recipes and I've been a big fan of nailing those people and they don't they don't I mean it should be a frivolous call should really be nailed but this is out of England and this is kind of a fun one. It really is. There is a yoga

teacher by the name of Millie Laws. And she has this organization. She runs Unity Yoga

and was teaching a class. It just happens to be in a village, I in north of England and it's a small village so

they have a building that doubles as a community space that is an art gallery it has an exercise

studio and so here she is doing her yoga class so at the end of the class she she turns out the lights, turns them off, and has the yoga folks lay down and just contemplate their navels.

You know, do the normal yoga, just sit down and meditate and do whatever the hell you do.

I don't go to yoga, so I don't know if that's normal or not.

So someone passes the yoga studio, lights off, and sees a bunch of people lying down on the floor,

on yoga mats, and not moving because they're being very quiet.

And remember, the yoga teacher said, you have to meditate and don't move.

Well, the person who's driving immediately calls a cops and says it looks like a mass murder has

occurred in there.

I'm looking at bodies all over the floor of this yoga studio.

So here come the police cars.

And I mean, obviously, a whole lot of them, sirens screeching.

Then they're looking for a potential mass murder.

They don't go running in the building because they're saying what the hell's going on before they can run in.

There's no active shooter they're talking about, of which now, if there is an active shooter, police departments all rush the shooter, and that's new policy all over the world.

And so finally, the police go in.

And, I mean, some people start moving when all these sirens come there

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