#089: Avian Feeding Frenzy

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

History, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 602 Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2024

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Oops! Did I Do That? Join hosts Schnebly and Toth as they explore the hilariously embarrassing world of self-inflicted injuries and the outlandish excuses people make to save face. But the injuries are only half the fun! The hosts dissect the absurd excuses people concoct to explain away their mishaps, from blaming mysterious encounters with home appliances to accusing mischievous pets of sabotage. Tune in to "Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth" for a dose of laughter and a reminder that sometimes, it's okay to laugh at ourselves, especially when we're the ones responsible for the hilarity. If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact [email protected] http://www.airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:36.2	Union? How did inflation kill moon bases?
0:39.7	And how did a former president decide to run for a second non-consecutive term?
0:44.7	These are among the topics we deal with on the My History Can Beat Up Your Politics Podcast.
0:49.2	We tell stories of history that relate to today's news events.
0:54.0	Give a listen. My history could beat up your
0:56.3	politics wherever you get podcasts. It began long ago, two young boys in an American town
1:04.1	riding their bikes to school and Little League practice. Over the years, the boys became fast
1:10.2	friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
1:16.6	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with Schnebly and Toff.
1:22.6	It's episode 89. By the clock on the wall? or the calendar on the wall, or some damn thing.
1:30.6	Who knows who cares?
1:32.0	Some kind of timekeeping device, I'm not sure.
1:36.2	Do you remember the old Stephen Wright routine?
1:40.6	I loved Stephen Wright.
1:41.6	He said he had a defective phone.
1:43.5	It didn't have any sixes.
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