0:00.0	What's happened you bad motherfuckers it's Wednesday, August 11th.
0:03.9	The joint is brought to you by Stamps.com.
0:07.9	This summer has been great for me so far.
0:09.9	You know what I'm saying between the little league,
0:12.2	the barbecues, little fucking parties, I'm having a great time,
0:15.6	I'm enjoying life's little pleasures, but I tell what I don't enjoy.
0:19.2	It's going back to a fucking post office.
0:21.6	With Stamps.com you can skip the post office and save money on postage,
0:27.0	send letters, ship packages anytime, anywhere,
0:30.5	write from your computer.
0:32.2	Buy print ship, it's that simple.
0:34.8	With Stamps.com you pay a whole lot less.
0:37.7	Get discounts up to 40% from the post office rates and up to 66% from UPS.
0:45.2	Listen to me, my wife has been using Stamps.com for the last 10 years and I
0:50.0	fucking love it. She doesn't have to go to a post office.
0:52.6	She prints out the label, smacks it on the fucking box,
0:55.6	puts it in front of the door and the mailman picks it up.
0:58.6	They have letters, whatever you got. You got a small business.
1:01.9	Stamps.com is a must have.
1:04.7	Print the US Postage for any letter, package a class of mail.
1:09.3	It's no wonder over a million small businesses have already signed up
1:14.8	with Stamps.com. Stop wasting your time going to the post office.
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