Raise your hand if you're sick again. Is it COVID? No one knows because I'll test positive anyways.

Is that true? I take all of my news from John Stewart on the daily show, so I haven't really watched the news in well over a decade

so I am behind. I don't know what's happening. I have a little cold I'll be okay. This is gonna be a short

podcast. I just wanted to jump in and say, A, hi, how are you?

I hope you're doing okay.

I hope you had a great Mother's Day.

If you celebrate Mother's Day, if you don't, then fuck her. She was probably a jerk anyways, no. Or

R. I. That, a little harsh, a little harsh to start the podcast. I know there's

people who don't get along with their parents I sympathize I had a double I had like it's nice I guess yeah it was nice I had a double Mother's Day I started the day off with my

girlfriend and her kids did the thing where do you think people have kids just so they get to celebrate Mother's Day or Father's Day

because from what I've seen it's better than a birthday I think because I feel like birthday is just like oh everyone has birthday

fuck your birthday mother's day her kids were like cool about like not waking

her up we let her sleep. They made cards. We made her breakfast. I made her

breakfast. I got in trouble though for not making the eggs in the shape of an M which

still don't think that that's possible but it's funny what you can get in trouble

for from a seven-year-old you like listen you really fuck this up why aren't the eggs in the shape

of an am also the four-year-old was making a card for her mom with like all the people in

her life and she's like why don't we put this person's

name down and that person was her ex-boyfriend and she's like well we should put

his name because mommy knows him like well how but we don't how

about because I'm no no thank you I wouldn't like that. But we did that. We hung out. It was nice.

Shout out by the way to everyone.

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