This is Handel on the law.

Marginal Legal Advice, where I Bill Handel,

tell you whatever your name is,

you have absolutely no case,

and I love it when I can tell you that.

And occasionally you do have a case,

and I tell you, you do have a case,

I want you to point something out.

Whenever I tell you, you have a case,

notice that my energy level drops substantially. Yeah, you have a case, notice that my energy level drops substantially.

Yeah, you have a case.

And whenever you don't, I get pretty excited.

You're an idiot.

Come on.

Really?

You've just hit four levels of idiocy.

And do you know you're an idiot?

I mean, those are my fun phone calls.

So there we go.

Lots and lots of fun.

This is Handel on the Law, and let's do it.

Oh, I love these lawsuits.

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