You thought that was funny.

Oh, there's one sickness.

You were laughing like a hyena when he said it.

What the hell is wrong with you?

Okay, you'll be dead.

If you're looking for the best barbecue in town,

then look no further than Eric's Family Barbecue in Avondale.

Their mouth-watering pork ribs are sure to make your taste buds saying

and the slow-smoked pork ribs are cooked over a skeet wood for hours,

giving them a robust flavor that can't be beat.

Eric's Family Barbecue offers an array of other delicious barbecue options

from pulled pork to burgers and, of course,

brisket is king at Eric's Family Barbecue.

And don't forget their homemade mac and cheese,

alote and potato salad.

It's the perfect accompaniment to your meal.

Visit Eric's Family Barbecue today,

the best barbecue in Arizona.

Meat, mesquite, repeat.

All right, off we go, everybody.

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We're less than a month away.

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