4.9 • 937 Ratings
🗓️ 4 April 2022
⏱️ 30 minutes
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This week I talk about my first time chaperoning a sleep over, seeing Ryan Sickler, and why I love going to comedy clubs.
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0:00.0 | Hi, hello. I'm so sorry, it's April, it's April, and April is April, like there's April |
0:06.4 | Fool's first day. April is probably my least favorite month because of as Joey would say to the taxes taxes are some |
0:21.5 | do you ever look at an unhoused person and think they look nice? |
0:30.0 | Maybe they have maybe they have the right idea do you think nice. |
0:32.5 | Maybe they have the right idea. |
0:34.6 | Do you think, do the unhouse get audited? |
0:37.6 | I, there's just one of those things about being an adult or it's like this |
0:46.1 | This is a pain this just makes me |
0:49.6 | not want to do anything. I don spreadsheets. I'm going through credit cards from last year. |
0:57.1 | I'm like this. I remember, do you ever do that? You look at a credit card charge and like that night was not was not like job looking at old dates |
1:09.0 | looking at dates that's when you're Jewish, you remember a charge. |
1:15.0 | I remember going to that Mexican place in Marlboro with, |
1:20.0 | it's amazing what I would do at the off chance of getting a girlfriend. |
1:30.0 | Like it's I've had multiple, like luckily this girl was just like not interested in me at all |
1:38.3 | as a relationship. But I think I told this on here before. In college once I had a relationship |
1:46.4 | for like about six months with this girl. She was very nice. She's a fine person. |
1:52.1 | But we went to a movie and I was on the train, headed back, and I was like, I'm never, that was nice, but we won't go out again. |
1:59.0 | And I got a text on not only a flip phone, it was a flip phone that opened like that like backwards but then also if like this is the this is it like here if you put it if you closed it and then you turn it to the side it would open this way too and I got one and I flipped it open and I flipped it open I would like |
2:15.0 | like to see you again and I flipped it open and she's like oh I would like to see you again |
2:16.8 | and then we dated for six months until she broke up with me and I was looking |
2:21.7 | through my credit card statements for taxes and I saw this date and I was like, oh, we want on two dates and I don't think either of us liked each other. |
2:35.8 | Well, I found out very quickly that she didn't. |
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