#074: We're Murderers

The LoPriore Podcast

Danny D LoPriore

Improv, Comedy, Music

5.0 • 678 Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2022

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, Mike returns, we talk about killing bugs, Hottest ladies of the 80's, Its our mom's birthday, cheating, red pubes and stuff. idk enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's going on?
0:02.0	It's your man, Thunder Dan.
0:18.0	And I'm here to just Put y'all up on game
0:22.6	Here we go
0:25.6	If he's got a different
0:28.6	Passcode
0:29.6	For his iPad
0:30.6	He cheated
0:32.6	He cheated
0:36.6	He cheated
0:40.3	If he's got two phones, you're cheating,
0:44.3	I don't give a fuck about a word phone
0:49.3	If he's got an apple watch that he takes in the bathroom at night, he cheated.
0:56.0	Who needs to tell time taking a shit?
1:02.0	Uh.
1:03.0	If his eye messages is turned off, he's cheating.
1:09.0	Don't want you seeing the laptop bitch
1:17.6	You cheatin' cheatin' cheatin'
1:20.6	But not only the dogs cheat the dog ass cheat too
1:25.6	If your wife got a guy named Dave had a job that's a work husband, she's cheating.
1:34.3	Bitch, you got a husband at home.
1:36.3	You cheating.
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