Where Bigfoot's hands is big as his feet?

If paper comes from trees, where did trees come from?

All of these questions you can find the answer to right here on this paranormal life.

Welcome everyone to the podcast.

Bow down in front of the Servants of Rye.

Is that the Halo 3 theme music?

No.

If you have never listened to this podcast before, my name is Rory.

My name is Kit.

And we are a bunch of paranormal, professional paranormal investigators who have a podcast

where every week we get our little microscopes out and examine something paranormal.

Sometimes that's the wrong equipment because some things are very big, but it's all we've got.

So we're looking up close at big things and coming to the conclusion as to whether or not they are paranormal.

So this week on this paranormal life we are getting an electron microscope.

That's right, an incredibly expensive microscope to go on the start for Bigfoot in the Pacific Northwest.

We've got some new equipment on the show here thanks to the Patreon.

It is a telescope powerful enough to look down to the very matter that makes up the universe.

It's truly incredible.

The building blocks of the universe.

This week's episode is Nessie, the giant sea beast.

We have determined that the Loch Ness doesn't in fact contain hydrogen and oxygen.

The building blocks for water, which is the habitat for Nessie.

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