Friday a wide open space and this is when we open it up to you guys we used to do this

quite a bit to thank our comedians started coming in pretty much regularly right now.

We've got your glorious fireside chats and right off the bat I think we go to president

John who was waiting he's not going to waste our time we know that all day long president

John kicks off the fireside chats John are you there president John are you there oh no

did we lose them I don't think so. There you are president John what's the hold where you're

sleeping it's a little early for you. Yeah yeah yeah I got the trash man wake me up man.

Fuck you loud. Yeah those trucks they need to they need to go electric with the trash trucks

it's ridiculous how early those guys are tooling around. Yeah they're going to early man wake me up

yeah it is it's not time yet. That's right what's going on in your world John.

Well Humber uh man a few months ago right uh my dad asked me if he could pick some

lemons off my tree and my dad's the white one my mom's the black one so I had no problem with

I said yeah as long as my mom don't help me you know what I mean. We all know we got it you

wouldn't want to make it you have trouble making it look as if you've enslaved your own people

with lemon picking. I just sort of I know the Janney store so I'm just. Oh that's true.

My dad don't that's right we'll recap. Let me tell you the story he's talking about is my African

friend Janney asked to pick the lemons out of my tree and the tree went dormant for two years

after he pulled this it was so incredibly lush with lemons until Janney touched it and I

realized it isn't the soil in Africa it's the Africans when they touch food it goes away it was

unbelievable go ahead though sorry John just to recap so you get your dad your white dad's

out there picking fruit. You know what I'm doing you know what I mean if I don't have fruit

for next year. Man he got done pick the whole thing clean and and and it came to say you

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