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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona

07-19-23 - Dissecting The Absurdly Dumb Jason Aldean Song That's Why God Made Airplanes

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona

98KUPD | Hubbard Radio

Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2023

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Wednesday July 19, 2023 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

We get a little disturbed coming your way for Alapesa, Paloza, on July 28th over there at Copperblues downtown.

0:13.0

It's gonna be fun. It's my birthday for crying out loud. Just show up and drink with me. That's all I'm asking. It's free.

0:20.0

Show up, drink. You'll see Brady Spears on stage live in a schoolgirl outfit doing all the choreography to hit me, baby.

0:30.0

It's great stuff. It's gonna be fun. We're gonna go down there. I am trying to sneak some

0:36.0

Chichang Chovas, some of the beer before the beer. Just from my birthday. My birthday present from four peaks. If it's ready, we'll have...

0:45.0

Did you have some beer, cross-county lines? Yeah, basically banditing in some Chichang Chovas against all the wishes of everyone.

0:53.0

You can get a keg of that stuff in there. Help out with that. That'll be fun. We hope all you guys can show up.

0:58.0

July 28th, it's a Friday night, like 9 o'clock. We're just gonna... We're just renting it out basically for all you guys.

1:04.0

It's just ratcheted up and gone nuts. Have some fun. It's available to everybody. And it's gonna be stupid and loud and dumb and louder.

1:14.0

Balled music, alopecia suffers. All performers represented have a well-known bald person in the band or as a bald guy themselves.

1:24.0

Text her earlier this morning asked, does he have to buy a ticket? Nope. The show up. Pack her up, man.

1:32.0

And hopefully we can say it's a private event, like one of those drag brunches. That's funny because when you go to Copper Blues and they've got like a drag brunch going on,

1:42.0

you go down there and you go, just two please and they'll say, are you here for the drag brunch and you go, oh, I can never mind. And then you just go to Chico Molo.

1:51.0

And I have a feeling we'd be the same way. It's like just two of us is it. You can try to go in there as a KUPD event going, oh, okay, we'll just go to Chico Molo.

1:58.0

Like the people that don't want to be there.

2:00.0

John, just say drinks are free. Nice.

2:03.0

I did not say drinks were free. You will be unpleasantly disturbed.

2:09.0

When you get your bill at the end, when you thought they were free, I need your help on this one.

2:14.0

Toledo said, I'm about to do something. I need you to look it up. Matt emails and says, I know I did something right.

2:20.0

When I raised my daughter, she's 15, came home from work the other day. First off, you've done two things, right?

2:25.0

You got a 15 year old coming home from work. That's a good old fashioned American.

2:30.0

You know how? That's good stuff.

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