Allberg's morning, morning, sickness.

The mediates can leave a pity.

Everything you learned in history class was a lie.

Well, maybe not everything, but they skipped the best parts.

Introducing Stupiracy where stupidity meets conspiracy. Ever heard of the Olympic

Marathon that nearly killed its runners or the time a pope put another pope's corpse on trial?

Join me Scott Rizzuto and Tim McKernan as we uncover the most outrageous historical moments

and mind-blowing conspiracies you won't believe actually happen.

Tune into a diplomacy for your weekly dose of historical absurdity.

Available wherever you get your podcasts.

Remember, history is dumb, but laughing at it is smart.

There you go. Thank you, Mike, and the Molotov.

It's got to say hello to my buddy's daughter, Lily.

Ben and Lily are heading on up to Pal, so he, they're listening and she leans over and says,

Don't you know him, Dad? He's like, yeah, I know And then I have to prove it like evidently she wanted some proof. So there you go, Lily. I know your dad. He's a decent man.

And Lily, your father is the most magnificent nude mountain bike rider I've ever seen in my life.

And you ask him a few questions about that, Lily.

He owes me money.

That's right.

Evidently, he was at my home on Saturday.

I probably shouldn't tell this story or get in trouble, but I'm going to tell it anyway.

So he was at my home in a squad car.

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