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You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself

He's evil sitting right here come on no no he's not evil he's just a bit rude

Mediac to you beauty Everything you class was a lie.

Well, maybe not everything, but they skipped the best parts.

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Can't let it go another minute.

The genie, the genie broke the door and then the people at the

store had to call to have it fixed by an actual professional. But the genie couldn't just turn the door around?

Right. Well, he said, like he says, they're good at those.

Right, but you're, okay, so we got a

I mean the problem here is he got overzealous and he's a lazy genie.

He's just a bad genie.

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