How are you going to listen to Smashing Security podcast while you're in the secure room? Right, no, no, no. So I'm not going to say no speakers. My idea, it's ultrasonic's, right? Get a chihuahua. Every office needs a chihuahua. A little Maltese. Or a lovely multi. I love Maltese. I love those. A Puberador. What's that?

It's the opposite of a Labradoondoodie. And he could pick up, it could pick up the high frequencies and like, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Pubidor could be Pug and Labrador, actually. That's a poor, poor Labrador. Poor Pug. Poor Pug!

Smashing Security, Episode 69, Crypto Mining, China, and Bob Ross, with Carol Terry O and Graham Cleo. Hello, hello, and welcome to another episode of Smashing Security episode number

69.

My name is Graham Clooney.

I'm Carol Terrio, or Carol Terrio?

Oh, I see.

Oh, la la.

And we are joined today by Monsieur Jean Ours of the Anti-Mower testing standards organisation, Amtso.

Hi, John.

Bonjour, bonjour.

So, John, Amtso, it's not a reviews agency, is it?

You're sort of setting standards for tests instead, as I remember.

That's right, yes.

We're trying to guide people who do tests to do it better.

Have you thought about rating and considering reviews instead?

Because we've had a couple of bad reviews on iTunes for this podcast in the last week or so.

Yeah.

And I really would like an independent organisation like yourself to take a look at them and give us your feedback. Are they fair? That kind of thing. How does that sound to you? Our review is supposed to be fair? Isn't the point of them that it's people just venting? Well, I don't know. You're the one who's testing reviewers. Carol, would you like to start off by reading out the first bad review that Smashing

Insecurity has had at least this week?

Oh, not ever.

No, not ever.

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