What's up, Daddy's. Welcome to Power Moves with Mike Burns episode 63, the world's greatest stupid true crime of the week podcast. I'm your host and main man, Mike Burns. Happy thing to you, you guys. Go Lions. Hope your Turk was moist and piled high with all the grave. I wanted to give a special shout out to Daddy KJ and Daddy Andrew for the

female bag content this week. Some small town newspaper sports reporter goes all buck wild about

high school sports concession stand food not being up to his standards. And it just killed me

and gnarly. It makes me laugh thinking. Narlie's dying already's dying already that guy was cool j j says jay j

got two cool pictures couldn't be any more up my alley yeah he has two headshots for his articles

both look in the same way both the same let's go live from Los Angeles.

Woo! California!

You'll listen to the Thanksgiving edition of Power Moves, Daddy.

Yeah, we're making power moves.

Rock in a Detroit groove.

Some American dudes out making power moves straight out of Grand

Block, Michigan, rocking a cold one in each hand.

Buddy Dave and I are Americans just making power moves.

Ripping heaters and chugging powers.

And we're back.

Joining me, of course, is my brother, gnarly, Zach.

Narley, what's up, man? What's going on, dude? Woo-hoo. Man, I wanted to congratulate everyone who snagged a limited edition Dalton versus Jimmy's shirt this weekend. It's a dope shirt. It's fire. And they're all gone now. They disappeared. Just a heads up. there is going to be a batch of hot new holiday merch on Power Moves with Mike Burns.com. 20% off free shipping. Everyone loves a great gift from PowerMovs with Mike Burns.com. Don't they, gnarly. They do, man. This is a hard time for the UPS guys. That's right. We're going to overload it. We're going to overload it. We're going to overload it. We do well at the Power Moves organization over the holidays.

It's good. They're great gifts. They're niche. It's hard to find people's stuff that's hard that you just can't get everywhere. That's the best, man. Yep. That's absolutely correct. Let's just get into trying to do my thing.

Narley, let's hear about this accident you saw at work today.

Yeah, dude.

Me and the homie, Oscar, are kicking on lunch, and we heard this big bang, and this is like at 1.30 in the afternoon. You got like, you have outside of the shop, you got beach chairs. Just post it up. People always drive by and look at us, like we're homeless guys with our together. Sure. But then we heard this big ass noise and we look to the left, like way on the corner, maybe like 50 yards away from us. And this light pole is just fucking tilted all badass. We go around the corner and we just see this fucking white dude stumble out of a truck all shit face, just leaking radiator fluid and stuff totally hit this pole dead on nobody else around that is the that is just the best when a car just dumps all

the fluid out of it just dripping it's just pour it pours out and it looks so sad it was like the car's

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