If aliens live in space, why can't we see them at night?

If ketchup comes from tomatoes, why don't I like tomatoes?

All of these questions you can find the answer to on this paranormal life.

So that's the typical intro that you would find on a normal episode of this paranormal

life.

A bit of banter, a bit of light-hearted fun.

But today we have a very serious investigation today.

What you're listening to right now is going to be the unfiltered raw investigation of

this paranormal life on Raw's Well.

Jesus, I mean, it's been a long time coming guys.

You know, we've seen lots of emails, people requesting this one.

It's finally here.

One of the reasons it took so long for us to do this is because, as you know,

Kitten-Vori are actually our aliases.

But even those at this point were not secure.

So me and Kitten have been driving for 24 hours with bags over both of our heads in random

directions.

We obviously could not drive the car with bags over our heads.

So we had to get a driver.

But a driver that couldn't spill the beans about what we had done.

So we got a toddler, someone who literally couldn't speak.

We got him a jump, like a high seat and he drove that bitch for a couple hours into the

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