Allbirds, morning,

morning, cybers, morning sickness.

Medi eggs can leave a pig day.

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Everything you learned in history class was a lie.

Well, maybe not everything, but they skipped the best parts.

Introducing Stupiracy, where stupidity meets conspiracy.

Ever heard of the Olympic marathon

that nearly killed its runners?

Or the time a pope put another pope's corpse on trial?

Join me Scott Rizzuto and Tim McKernan as we uncover the most outrageous

historical moments and mind-blowing conspiracies you won't believe actually happen.

Tune into a conspiracy for your weekly dose of historical absurdity. Available wherever you to Ah, thank you Mike and the Molotovs for this half-ass holiday work day as we head into a weird

fourth of July which is in the middle of the week so everybody takes that Friday before because

you don't get the whole week you get a couple days you get a free vacation day a PTO day that starts today

nobody's gonna be doing anything today bosses and jeans Scott already came up here he's

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