06/12/2013 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #88

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 18.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2013

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Mike Dolce call in to talk about UFC fit and give advice on nutrition.

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Streamed live on 06/12/2013

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0:22.5	Lower case. Oh shit. Fuck you. Oh shit. Oh shit. It's going down. This is my worst night man.
0:36.0	It's your nightmare hasn't started. Cock sucker. It's going down Wednesday June 12, 2013. Get your
0:47.7	shit together. Chinese people jumping off bridges and you're still confused whether you should
0:53.6	get opened. Your fucking arm is used. You cock sucker. Get up your fuck. It's Wednesday. Go out
0:59.0	there. Wash your balls. Shine your shoes. Make it happen. Clean your toes. Make it happen. Mother
1:07.2	fuckers. Eat some oatmeal. Out for brain. Reef up. Crawl feet. Fuck that toilet up and you go out
1:14.5	there like I'm so into the world. You every day I can always tell if you get up early or not
1:24.8	because when you get up early you get a wild up with these the cats or the kids and weed and come
1:29.3	over here. What does that mean? Chinese people are jumping off bridges but you're still
1:33.1	confused about pulp. Listen. People with all the sayings and I have no like you don't even know
1:41.2	what that would mean. You just keep us the word. Chinese people are jumping off fucking bridges.
1:45.1	I read about it in the CNN and most Americans are worried about whether it's pulping their
1:50.1	fucking Irish shoes. You follow me? That's the point right there. It's what we're worried about.
1:54.4	What are you interrupting me for? I'm gonna fucking roll here. I didn't sleep last night. Why not?
2:00.8	You know sometimes you lay down and sign me a text over and after like an hour or two you
2:04.5	and sign me a frustrate you. You get frustrated. And once you're frustrated you cannot
2:09.0	fucking fall asleep. You can't read. You can't watch TV. And we didn't put you to sleep. We'd
2:13.2	always put you to sleep. I smoked a fucking weed. I smoked a fucking vapor pen. I smoked my finger.
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