#058: Cuttle Fish In The Sun

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2023

⏱️ 42 minutes

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0:00.0	It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and Little League practice.
0:09.2	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
0:18.4	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with
0:23.6	Schnebly and talk. Episode 58 of the shallow end, J.G. I was driving home from church today and thought
0:29.8	I get to record with my good friend J.G. What if we did the entire episode in our best cliche,
0:37.2	obnoxious radio voices?
0:38.8	What do you think?
0:39.4	Well, I think that's a great idea, Linz.
0:42.4	I think that it's always good to look back at the past and enjoy a golden goodie from the groovy graveyard.
0:50.0	Look back in the past, but celebrate the future.
0:52.1	That's how we roll here at the shallow end with Schnebleyzoth. Episode number of 58 commences, and I believe, oh God, I can't even do that anymore. That was too much. Wait, I had one more line, though. Okay. Hey, JG, you got something to say. Yeah, this is the radio station where the news comes first, and the sports sleeps in the wet spot.
1:11.6	But I'm bum.
1:17.2	But seriously, $10,000 coming your way at some time this hour if you know the magic key.
1:23.8	It's amazing how quickly that crap comes back, doesn't it?
1:29.1	Yeah, I tried to stay away from that as much as possible when I was doing radio shows.
1:36.4	All we need is a maniacal, passive, aggressive, manic, depressive program director.
1:42.3	Yeah, and one of those big bulb horns that we can squeeze when we do a bad joke.
1:45.2	Honk, honk! You know, that kind of thing. Yeah.
1:45.9	Yeah.
1:46.1	The classics endure.
1:48.9	Yes, they do, my friend.
1:50.3	They do.
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