Hi, I just want to say you're doing a great job. Like honestly, really, you're doing a fantastic job. You don't get enough credit.

Thank you for being you. You're doing awesome because it's tough out there.

It's tough out there for a pimp. I'm 33 and I just got my first

hemorrhoid. Oh yeah, that's fun. That's something when you find, like, maybe I should just stay inside for a few days and you know take a break I feel like I deserve a break because

those are fun that's fun going to the store and being, hey,

where's the ass cream?

Do you have ass cream?

Not ice cream.

I wish I was getting ice cream, no ass cream.

And it has a little thing on the top, has a little thing you stick in your

butt, glides right in. I would love to have known how they test that because it is the perfect size,

it doesn't make me question anything,

doesn't feel weird,

I've had the finger up the butt,

never had a little

plastic thingy up the butt,

and it just really what is the name of the

company it's not Asper cream I forget what it is you know what it is you're doing a great job you're not

sponsoring the podcast screw you you're doing a great job but the size of the

thing you stick in your but hole it is disgusting but you're doing a great job because things really are stacked up against us.

It's I don't want to get this is not a down episode. I'm trying to be I'm going to be funny but I was honored last week. I went to a friend actually I know both brothers and

their mom unfortunately passed away and I got to be I get weird about I'm weird basically all the time

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