#055: An Unholy Congregation Of Seagulls

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2023

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

In our first story, we unravel the bewildering exploits of a man who discovered the most outrageous and, dare we say, downright illegal way to reach the airport. Hold on tight as we dive into the details of his unconventional and unconventional-adjacent methods that left airport authorities scratching their heads. Trust us; you won't believe what this determined individual attempted to save a couple of bucks and avoid a mundane taxi ride to catch his flight! Then, we take you on a wild journey to the picturesque Victoria, B.C., where a Canadian man's one unfortunate decision resulted in an unexpected lifetime ban from one of the city's most iconic hotels. Discover the mishap that took an unexpected turn and escalated into a hilarious chain of events that even the hotel staff couldn't help but crack a smile about. Join Schnebly and Toth as they dissect the intricacies of these comical incidents, unraveling the mysteries behind these "what were they thinking" escapades. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and Little League practice.
0:09.0	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
0:18.0	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with
0:23.6	Schnebly and Toff. So this is episode 55 by my math. And this morning I had the coolest idea on how to
0:34.3	start this episode. Oh, awesome. And now I can't remember it. Oh, episode. Oh, awesome.
0:38.7	And now I can't remember it.
0:39.3	Oh, no.
0:40.8	Oh, no.
0:42.1	I'm really sorry.
0:46.0	I am having more and more of an issue with that sort of thing, too.
0:53.2	I find that, you know, it's almost a joke when people say, yeah, I go into the other room and then I forget what it is I've got in that room for.
0:55.5	I do that constantly.
1:00.1	I have had to go to the bathroom and went into the bathroom and forgot why I went in there.
1:01.4	Wow.
1:02.1	Yeah.
1:03.5	It's become a problem.
1:04.4	Yeah.
1:06.1	For real.
1:07.7	What's worse?
1:12.5	Doing that or going into the bathroom, knowing what you have to do and forgetting how to do it? I'm not at that point yet. Yeah, okay. Well, if that happens, I would see your doctor.
1:18.2	Okay, yes. I would advise that you seek medical consultation. Well, I'm so glad to hear both of you
1:25.3	together and I'm so glad to be here with you but as you can tell I am
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