#053: Snack Food, Skunks And Money

The Shallow End

John Elliott and Lindsay Schnebly

Society & Culture, Comedy, History

4.9 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

First, we delve into the audacious heist that rocked the financial world. Join us as we unravel the astonishing tale of a man who managed to scam a prominent bank out of a staggering one million dollars. We'll take you on a rollercoaster ride through the intricate web of deception that enabled him to orchestrate close to the perfect crime. Discover the unexpected details of his elaborate scheme and how he managed to stay one step ahead of the authorities for so long. But just when you think you've figured it out, brace yourself for the unexpected turn of events that led to his ultimate downfall. Then, a tale of an ill-fated home invasion. We'll recount the story of a home intruder whose obsession with snack food ultimately led to their own demise. Step into the shoes of the unsuspecting homeowners as they find themselves victims of an intruder driven by an insatiable craving. Discover the unusual detective work that led to this snack-loving invader's hilarious arrest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It began long ago, two young boys in an American town riding their bikes to school and Little League practice.
0:09.0	Over the years, the boys became fast friends, united in their love for stories where things would go horribly wrong.
0:18.0	Pour yourself a strong beverage and buckle up. You're in the shallow end with
0:23.6	Schnebly and Toff. J.G., I have to say, you look incredibly rested. Well, thank you. And I'm wondering if it was
0:30.5	from taking last week off the Memorial Day weekend. What did you do for Memorial Day?
0:36.4	I didn't do much. I didn't do much. In fact, I actually cannot
0:41.7	remember what I did. I just remember it was a very odd feeling to not record an episode. I know.
0:49.8	I felt like I didn't have pants on and then I realized that I actually didn't have pants on.
0:54.8	Well, because it's Memorial Day.
0:56.6	Right. Memorial Day and there was alcohol involved. So those things happen. What are you
1:01.7	going to do? You just, you live, you learn, you move on.
1:04.8	I was pleasantly surprised to see that so many people noted the fact that we were gone.
1:12.6	And by and large, very few people seemed pissed off about it.
1:17.7	It was a very social kind of a, you guys deserve it.
1:21.2	Thanks.
1:21.6	Hope you're having fun and look forward to a new episode next week.
1:25.8	My favorite comment was because we replayed episode number six and it was a it was a
1:32.2	subscriber who said something like, I can't wait till JJ and Lindsay are back because those
1:38.6	two guys who filled in just sucked.
1:46.0	That's the spirit. I love that, yeah.
1:48.0	You definitely understand the feel of the show.
1:51.0	Yeah, I was appreciative that people weren't pissed that we took a week off.
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