05 - The Despacito Situation

Delete This!

Hank Green

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2018

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

NOTE: This episode has a higher-than-usual density of curse words. Hank and Katherine are going to talk about how Hank kinda deleted his Twitter on accident. But also about dumb t-shirts, Amazon, democracy, fingernails, the NRA, and also the NRA...because that's the kind of week we're having. The good news is, a hummingbird got caught snoring and a young man yodel'd his heart out in a Walmart.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Thanks for dress it up tonight.
0:02.0	Oh yeah, I did it for the pod, for sure, not just for me because I wanted to wear this cute thing
0:07.3	I got.
0:08.3	It's nice.
0:09.3	Where'd you get it?
0:10.3	Portland, you were there.
0:14.0	You told me to buy it. I was right.
0:16.0	Where were we? I don't remember things.
0:22.0	I don't remember things.
0:23.0	Portland, Oregon.
0:24.0	Huh? We went to the store at the bottom of the hill.
0:27.0	And I had to call her and be like,
0:30.0	you're open, let me in.
0:31.0	Oh yeah, I got it now I'm there because she was on her break yeah it's like are you like
0:39.6	pooping or something I don't know maybe yeah and you called her on the phone and we're like your store is
0:45.6	but you're not open yeah she just appeared and then a bunch of people came into the
0:49.5	store so many that wouldn't and bought things. They would never and have come in if you hadn't been there
0:56.0	Right let her know I know right you should have gotten a commission. Yeah she's giving me this thing for free probably
1:02.4	It's really nice. Thanks. It's comfy Yeah, she's giving me this thing for free probably.
1:02.6	It's really nice.
1:03.5	Thanks. It's comfy.
1:05.3	Which I appreciate.
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